Monologue

So we had to do this monologue for an inanimate object. I'll let yall guess. Here it is:

This is boring... *sigh*. I have heard this same lecture for two days now! THAT PERSON KEEPS STARING AT ME! Do I have something on my face?? Ugh! It's going to take another minute for me to get it off... He's still staring at me. I guess he wants class to end. Me too. I guess I could mess with his mind. I'll slow down... Ha! Ok now everyone is staring at me. I guess I'll speed up now. Wow I have never seen such a large group move so fast. I'm bored again. Tick... Tock... You know I haven't talked to my cousin lately. The last I heard from her she got a new job on a time bomb or something? I haven't heard from her lately... Ok I just noticed my hands aren't the same length! I hate this noise... Tick... Tock... Tick... Tock... It gives me a headache. Does anyone know what time it is??